A section of leaders we just elected in the most expensive ever are up in arms over the peanuts the public coffers have thrown at them. Over 550,000 peanuts a month! It must hurt; I mean some of them borrowed cash and shit to reach the land of milk and no taxes.
Since it looks like they might be stuck with that shit salary, I suggest they be like everyone else and start a side gig. Something to pay the rent, the endless pussy and for your mother’s shiny suits.
1. Since MPs are public figures. They should start charging for attending events or media events. You want me at your event? Cough up 165,000 per two hours mathafaks! All those votes have to count for something, I’m popular!
2. Since most male MPs are on a mission to dry their balls by fucking anything in a skirt. I suggest they take that fucking skill to the sperm bank, at 1,200 per shot! Think of how much you could bank if you stopped seeing those uni girls every day.
3. Become a model for Moi Avenue exhibition stalls. Get new clothes every day and make sure you’re seen EVERYDAY ON TV.
4. Become a twitter bigwig. I hear they don’t pay for most things *sips this tea* imagine all the savings you can accumulate for swinging your followers at establishments … GO.FOR.IT
5. Sell drugs
6. Sell your seat to Kalonzo Musyoka. End of your mathinas for a loooooong time
7. Combing Rachel Shebesh’s hair
What side gigs should MPs engage in?